once i got grounded for eatin too many brownies and the worst thing about it was explainin to ppl why i was grounded
one time i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat in south park boxers shaving my legs and we just lock eyes and i just kinda freeze and after like 4 seconds of absolute silence i’m like “…what seems to be the problem officer” and he shut the door on me
at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music.
Even when things seem terrible, there’s always something to be happy about.
I wanna be the only girl you love all your life.